5:50 am - Wake up again to "DADDY CAN WE GO DOWN STAIRS NOWWWW!!!"
6:30 am - Walk in to living room, step on Lego with bare foot, scream "CHEESE & RICE!!!", throw out Lego piece
8:00 am - Take a LONG walk with the dog
8:45 am - Take Kate to gymnastics
10:30 am - Return from gymnastics and take Tommy to karate
12:00 pm - Attempt to feed the kids something with nutrition (just hope they take a bite of the fruit or vegetables)
12:15 pm - Calm the kids down after the dog eats their lunch that they were not eating
12:20 pm - Re-make lunch due to the dog eating the previously made lunch
12:40 pm - Allow the kids to feed 2nd non-eaten lunch to dog
1:30 pm - Go to birthday party of some kid with a name that ends in yden (Cayden, Ayden, Jayden, etc)
3:30 pm - Curse 'yden's parents for giving a gift bag full of candy
3:42 pm - Watch kids melt down from having too much candy
3:50 pm - Convince kids to take a rest on the couch while watching a Pixar/DreamWorks/Disney movie
4:23 pm - Clean human pee off of floor
4:50 pm - Pour 1st glass of wine
5:30 pm - Pour 2nd glass of wine, tell kids to stop fighting, start making nice dinner
6:00 pm - Pour 3rd glass of wine, tune out fighting kids, continue making nice dinner
6:15 pm - Serve nice dinner
6:20 pm - Listen to kids say "This is disgusting"
6:25 pm - Pour 4th glass of wine. Make kids peanut butter and jelly sandwich, chicken nuggets, Ramen noodles, mac n cheese or Eggo waffles
6:45 pm - Pour 5th glass of wine, enjoy conversation with spouse, while kids destroy living room
7:02 pm - Wine bottle is empty! What the eff? Why did we only get one bottle of Wine?
7:30 pm - Walk in to living room, See mess, Think "How did my living room turn into a 3rd world county in the matter of 10 minutes"
7:32 pm - Ignore mess, turn on music, wash dishes
8:00 pm - Give kids a bath
8:20 pm - Read books to kids
8:30 pm - Discuss with spouse watching an adult movie once the kids fall asleep.
8:30 pm - Turn off lights, lay in bed with kid,wait for kid to fall asleep
8:45 pm - Keep waiting
10:20 pm - Wake up, get out of kids bed, stumble to big bed, hope kids stay in their own bed all night
1:34 am - Wake up to little person snuggling next to me.....when the heck did he and/or she come into the big bed. Determine it is easier to fall asleep with a foot in the rib cage then put the child back into their bed.
Lather, Rinse and Repeat 6 days later
And now for some pictures....
Brent stopped by the other day. We told Tommy, Brent was stopping by later.....Every five minutes it was where is Uncle Brent, when is Uncle Brent coming over, how much time until Uncle Brent arrivea.....he finally arrived. Brent is like crack to Tommy. He really enjoys when he stops by.
Check out our little karate kid.....I bet he could kick Ralph Macchio's butt
We also have a little gymnast. The next Nadia Comăneci or this
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